is she 'seventeen' or just writes like one...?

ugh, the 'TOOS, Atoosa Rubenstein. could IT get more annoying...? her myspace blog is just full of 'likes' and 'stuff'...like OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGG!

I remember when I realized that my truth was that I wanted to serve you. I've talked about it before but in case you don't remember, it was a moment of clarity I had when I was in Milan during fashion week (I was 25), talking to the designer of Gucci (Tom Ford at the time) on the runway after the show. I had a complete out of body experience. I remember thinking - What are you doing in Milan, ITALY?? What are you doing actually talking TOM FORD (He's someone I had always admired in magazines and stuff) and wait...are you wearing head to toe VERSACE??? (This was the same girl who would wear her coats and bathing suits until they literally fell apart - just a few years before). There was a part of me that was just not comfortable with this wonderful life. I just didn't feel like I deserved it. Or better yet, I didn't feel comfortable accepting this life from God - sort of like when someone gives you a gift that's way too expensive and you feel awkward. I wanted to do something more meaningful to deserve this beautiful and fun life. It was at that moment that I realized my truth: I needed to do something more "important." Don't get me wrong. It's not that fashion is not a wonderful career - it was AMAZING. But I felt humbled by the gifts it had given me - and I wanted to give back. I knew that was the only way I could enjoy the fruits of my labor. That's when I decided to have a deeper conversation with YOU to help you create a roadmap for getting to a place where you're also super happy and living the great life. So basically, I knew I had to get out of the fashion department and learn more about the big picture.
And now I get to my point. Sorry - I talk too much, I know.
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sounds like 'The Devil Wears Prada' to me. wow, did they like make that movie based on her life and stuff?
[source: the TOOS' myspace & Gawker.com]

victoria's secret's PINK line to have a RED line as well, with these panties...

[pick up your own at: My 12 Step Store]

Liz Smith is so cutting edge and "in" with young hollywood and all of the goss lingo:

We thought she was serious about continuing her sobriety - she bought a pair of red panties that say "Sober" on one side and "Clean" on the other.

SPEAKING OF the adorable Ms. Lohan: She recently helped Jane Fonda celebrate her 69th birthday. Jane, who co-stars with Lohan in the upcoming movie "Georgia Rule," admires Lindsay's talent.

But 69 years of life have transformed Jane, the one-time Hollywood naughty girl and one-time nudie queen of outer space, Barbarella. Lindsay and Jane posed for a photo in which Jane placed her palm right on Lindsay's chest covering her cleavage. Jane felt Lindsay was displaying too much too soon.

[source: Liz Smith's column in the NY Post: "Not Missing Panties"]

how about you put your BOX in a BOX!

yea that's right. step 1....cut a hole in the box cameron diaz...step 2...put your box in the box and you might get JT back. just kidding, you're already too old for him and your box is too big for the box. daaaaaaaamn.

i'm sorry she annoys me...and it's quite funny that she was trying to ruin JT's golden globe's night out with his mom. he was with his MOM, can't cammy just box it up for the night (her verbs & adjectives not her box)! if JT and Brit got back together, would Iran like us and S. Korea not plan to annihilate us? just a thought...

will dick in a box stay around like the sunday morning rap...(which pretty much amped up youtube and made everyone aware that you can re-watch (the few good, recent) SNL skits over and over again at work, crack up while everyone next to your cube wonders if you just got a good forward (wait, those don't exsist) or found a hilarious "last night's party" picture of your oakley-O-O-O-face co-worker! (you know, the guy that wears his sunglasses inside even when it is gloomy outside, then proceeds to put the oakley's behind his head like headphones. so f-in cool man. you ROCK! (oh, they're yellow oakley's too)).

live-on, live-strong DICK IN A BOX skit!

the quote of the day is...

[source: thanks BAI LING!]

see if you can "crotch flash" yourself out of this one

the NY Daily News is reporting that Brit Brit (or as some are calling her, Beluga Spears - harsh, I must add, even though she makes me throw up in my mouth sometimes) has been removed from a Super Bowl ad...it seems like the NFL wants nothing to do with the crotch-flashing mom of 2, who once graced the half-time stage with Justin Timberlake ("cry me a river...ooooh") and Aerosmith. Although Janet Jackson was the one whose breast was exposed during her and JT's duet, Britney is the one they want nothing to do with now....

Looks like Britney Spears has crotch-flashed her way out of the Super Bowl.

Among the celebrity business being brokered while everyone is in L.A. for the Golden Globes is casting for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale. A source familiar with negotiations says Spears' people were turned down flat when they asked about participating."She's too much of a train wreck," says the insider. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton."Ouch! (As of yesterday, Hilton was said to be "on board" but had not inked the deal.)

Spears' infamous underwear-free week out in L.A. disqualified her from a Super Bowl still sensitive about Janet Jackson's 2004 "wardrobe malfunction," says the source.
The NFL Network spot plays on the eclectic group of celebrity friends who attend Cincinnati Bengal Chad Johnson's Super Bowl party. Confirmed to appear are L.L. Cool J and country band Rascal Flatts, with Martha Stewart catering.

"Janet Reno and David Beckham are also on the wish list," says the source. "Larry David said he might do it. Also, we're trying to get Predator, from the movie."
The Predator, but not Britney? Harsh!

[source: NY Daily News]

looks like Paris picks up where Brit left off: "Thanks, I'll take the Super Bowl gig, it will be hot. My crotch is hotter than hers anyways" (yea, hot & sweaty Paris)

P.S. Martha Stewart might be catering for Chad Johnson's Super Bowl Party!!? What's on the menu: little football pizzas, wings with bleu cheese almondine dipping sauce and glazed carrots and celery, football helmet cupcakes and a bundt cake?