victoria's secret's PINK line to have a RED line as well, with these panties...

[pick up your own at: My 12 Step Store]

Liz Smith is so cutting edge and "in" with young hollywood and all of the goss lingo:

We thought she was serious about continuing her sobriety - she bought a pair of red panties that say "Sober" on one side and "Clean" on the other.

SPEAKING OF the adorable Ms. Lohan: She recently helped Jane Fonda celebrate her 69th birthday. Jane, who co-stars with Lohan in the upcoming movie "Georgia Rule," admires Lindsay's talent.

But 69 years of life have transformed Jane, the one-time Hollywood naughty girl and one-time nudie queen of outer space, Barbarella. Lindsay and Jane posed for a photo in which Jane placed her palm right on Lindsay's chest covering her cleavage. Jane felt Lindsay was displaying too much too soon.

[source: Liz Smith's column in the NY Post: "Not Missing Panties"]