sub rocka rocka's holiday card to you...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS from....

the creepy american apparel reject ("It's Pat?") :
the spears fam and their new "baby" from their baby girllllll:
"leave britney alone":
and for those of you who hate Perez...happy holidays from youtube, b/c they suspended his account:
NICK_R AT 12/19/07 10:37 AM

Perhaps the Google guys can use one of their weekly meetings with God to discuss the possibility of banning Hilton from existence?

RELUCTANT_FINANCIER AT 12/19/07 09:27 AM

Somewhere, adolescent girls, and sexually confused tween boys are having seizures at this 'news'

[comments from valleywag.com]

[all pics, except for Crocker, from gawker.com]

you betch!

just get it...




feel like going holiday shopping for yourself?? yea, me too!

this is going to be the breast xmas ever daddy!

want to help some girls get some boobies for christmas? can't you just picture it...a big present under the tree and inside...jiggly implants! "it's just what i wanted daddy!"honestly, i feel bad that they took these close-up boob shots (well some of them who are not as endowed)...b/c it's quite awkward and kind of american apparel-esque.