is the dynamic gay trio done for?

dammit! and i was so close to proving that Matthew was gay! from Pink is the New Blog.com:

Cycling legend Lance Armstrong has privately confirmed speculation that Jake Gyllenhaal will portray him in a biopic. He told sources at ESPN that Matthew McConaughey had been up to play the part, but lost out to Gyllenhaal. "He said that's why he has been spending so much time with them both this summer," said the source

so does this mean the mission to Pluto is cancelled? dammmmmit!

SORRY PLUTO, YOU'VE BEEN DEMOTED TO dwarf (and you're not a planet either)

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This lineup shows the 12 planets that were proposed last week, with a wedge of the sun at far left. Ceres, Pluto, Charon and 2003 UB313 are barely visible. Now Charon will continue to be considered Pluto's satellite, and the three other worlds will be dubbed "dwarf planets" rather than full-fledged planets. The planets are drawn to scale, but without correct relative distances.
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damn, that sucks. new solar system. new text books. holy shit, the world is ending! well accoring to MSNBC:

Scientists decide Pluto’s no longer a planet
Planet definition approved, but dissenters plan a counteroffensive

Capping years of intense debate, astronomers resolved Thursday to demote Pluto in a wholesale redefinition of planethood that is being billed as a victory of scientific reasoning over historic and cultural influences. But the decision is already being hotly debated.

Officially, Pluto is no longer a planet.

"Pluto is dead," said Mike Brown, a planetary scientist at the California Institute of Technology who spoke with reporters via a teleconference while monitoring the vote. The decision also means a Pluto-sized object that Brown discovered will not be called a planet.

"Pluto is not a planet," Brown said. "There are finally, officially, eight planets in the solar system." The vote involved just 424 astronomers who remained for the last day of a meeting of the International Astronomical Union in Prague. "I'm embarrassed for astronomy. Less than 5 percent of the world's astronomers voted," said Alan Stern, leader of NASA's New Horizons mission to Pluto and a scientist at the Southwest Research Institute.

"This definition stinks, for technical reasons," Stern told Space.com. He expects the astronomy community to overturn the decision. Other astronomers criticized the definition as ambiguous.
The resolutionThe decision establishes three main categories of objects in our solar system.
Planets: The eight worlds starting with Mercury and moving out to Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Dwarf planets: Pluto and any other round object that "has not cleared the neighborhood around its orbit, and is not a satellite."

Small solar system bodies: All other objects orbiting the sun. Pluto and its moon Charon, which would both have been planets under the initial definition proposed Aug. 16, now get demoted because they are part of a sea of other objects that occupy the same region of space. Earth and the other eight large planets have, on the other hand, cleared broad swaths of space of any other large objects.

"Pluto is a dwarf planet by the ... definition and is recognized as the prototype of a new category of trans-Neptunian objects," states the approved resolution. Dwarf planets are not planets under the definition, however. "There will be hundreds of dwarf planets," Brown predicted. He has already found dozens that fit the category.

that is one tightly tucked polo!

from brand spankin.com

creepy is not even the word for this.

now everyone thinks he's just CRUISAZY!

all I have to say is: HAHAHAHAHAHHA! from couch jumping, to a matt lauer showdown about his creepy religion...now this:

After a 14-year relationship with Paramount Pictures, the company's chairman - Sumner Redstone - terminated Cruise's production contract with the studio.

"As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal," says Redstone. "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

In other words, they think he SUCKS ass

FYI K-FED, K-FIZZLE, MR. SPEARS, the hip-hop community doesn't want you, (just an FYI):

"I just think we ignore him [Federline]. He's a joke, basically. I just don't think he gets it. He doesn't get that he's Britney's man and it's hard to take him seriously."

- Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine


"The thing that really hurts him is the fact that he's perceived as Britney's husband. You know, kinda like Britney's second - I don't even want to say second in command, but - he's like the Britney Boy. He's like Mrs. Spears, and it's kinda hard to get over that perception."

- Jermaine Hall, executive editor of King magazine

K-Fed Bounces Around at the Teen Choice Awards

In case you missed K-Fed showing off his rapping and bouncing skills...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM

And I thought he was supposed to be a dancer.

I Wanna Dance with Osama, I Wanna Feel the Heat with Osama, yeeeahhh

from Best Week Ever:

A woman claiming to be Osama Bin Laden’s sex slave has written a book claiming that Osama was so obsessed with Whitney Houston, he debated having husband Bobby Brown murdered. Can you say “Match Made In Heaven” alert? First of all, subservient, shumbservient, when Osama gives an order, Whitney has no choice but to “Do It Todaaaaaaay.” And Houston would no doubt benefit from Osama’s connections… in drug trafficking, of course! While Whitney wouldn’t be allowed to sing (Osama, of course, does not tolerate music), she can still substance abuse the hell out of herself.
The oooonly possible probby I can see with this Bin Laden-Houston affair would be his picking out one of her trademarked “doody bubbles.” As we all know, that’s black love. (Ed. Note to Bobby Brown: Sleep with both eyes open. This is terrifying.)

They would make some sweet looking babies, and at least they would only 1 part crack-head. what would they name their baby?

Whitney-Osama Chrishna
Osa-nene-itney
Bobbi-Christina-Quaeda

ideas?

The Killers - When You Were Young

The Killers are back with some dirt staches....

pretty, pretty good boys.

Snakes on a Plane trailer

what are you waiting for? go see this oscar-worthy piece of crap!

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUYS (the 3 of you that read my blog)

ok, I'm back. it took a while to get back here...i have had to actually work and man has that been weird.

so...let me just say i am really behind kinda like Britney Spear's fashion sense, but don't you fret...I will catch up just as quick as you can say: "I'm sick and tired of these motha-fuckin snakes on this motha-fuckin plane!"

the Snakes on a Plane phenom has been going on for a while...but here are some literary gems straight from the movie:

"Who's your daddy now, bitch?"
"Get this f*cking snake off my ass!"
"That's good news ... snakes on crack"
"Turn this bitch motherf*cker left!"
"I've had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!"

Want to send a motha-F'in message from Samuel L. Jackson to someone? This is great...