"Did Oprah just eye-fuck the shit out of me?"

Oprah crashes two wedding receptions in Tulsa, OK.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13152610/

Inspired by "Wedding Crashers," Oprah, ruler of the universe, crashed two weddings in Tulsa, upstaging the bride and the groom, in typical Oprah fashion.

She came to leave gifts and of course grant the bride and groom a scared photo with her.

If big O & Stedman crashed a wedding, this is what it would look like...

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=290959

iPod, motorolaQ, razor, bberry; all are sexual, didn't you know?

Apparently "metrosexual" has been used up, out of gas, looser than Paris and Lohan together. Calvin Klein (who is always on the cutting edge of crap these days--sorry but CKOne was soo '95) has decided to snatch up a very hott term that seems to make anything that is technology...just down right sexual. At first the word to me sounded like a new term for techno lovers, who dress metro...oh con trare

from muckraked.com:

Technosexual, which apparently means “a person with a strong aesthetic sense for fashion and a love of technology.” (Quick! Metrosexual is still available - a Long-Island-based company abandoned the trademark in 2004):

Name: Technosexual

Firm: Calvin Klein

Products: PERFUMERY, INCLUDING, PERFUME, EAU DE TOILETTE, EAU DE PARFUM, PARFUM GEL, SCENTED SERUMS, SCENTED SACHETS, FRAGRANCE STICKS, POTS AND BALMS, POTPOURRI, TOILET WATER, AFTERSHAVE, COLOGNE, ESSENTIAL OILS, AROMATHERAPY PRODUCTS NOT FOR MEDICAL USE, MASSAGE OILS, AND SKIN SCRUBS, DEODORANTS AND ANTIPERSPIRANTS, NON-MEDICATED TOILET PREPARATIONS, BATH AND SHOWER PREPARATIONS, NAMELY, BATH AND SHOWER GEL, BATH OIL, BATH OIL CAPSULES, BODY WASH, BATH CRYSTALS AND BEADS AND BUBBLE BATH, SKIN CARE PREPARATIONS INCLUDING FACE, BODY AND SKIN CREAMS, LOTIONS, GELS AND MOISTURIZERS AND COSMETICS

other definitions of this super ridiculous word from urbandictionary.com:

A man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.

A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, generally someone who has the latest greatest everything.

dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle & gadgets; a man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, pda's, computers, software, and the web.

It kinda looks like this guy, right?

A BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA?

you decide. . .

if you have heard the infamous "teen wolf" story, you'll know exactly what i'm talking about. looks like Nash got a little hot...with all that hair incapacitating his boooody!