hint hint

American Apparel, known for their junkie/hipster/homeless looking models, are always trying to throw in a hint of sex, a dash of trash and a dollop of dirt into everything they do - online or in mags. i was shopping online on AA's site, minding my own business, looking for winter tights. i hit the close-up button on one of the tights to see what the pattern was and holy mother of typical, what pops up?

oh, just this crotch, wearing the tights i was going to buy.
mmm, pea soup.

Ahhh-MAZING

the new "your mom/MILF" shirt:

it's just like, it's just like...scariest eyes i have ever seen

HEY HEY!

i saw a local chicago commercial featuring this guy, for Walter E. Smithe, and i was so confused why they used him. now come to find out, this guy coined the "it's just like, it's just like a mini mall! hey hey!" phrase and was on Ellen. this is something i expect from Detroit local ads, not Chicago. Mel Far to the rescue, Mel Far to the res-es-cue!

"momma's baaack!" celine on TODAY part 2

fast forward to 1:10....and enjoy (note: see previous post below). just can't get enough of this...

"might as well call them Burger Queen now..."

of all the what-ifs in the world, Americana takes this one pretty hard. they want their fast food and they want it now...