it's just like, it's just like...scariest eyes i have ever seen

HEY HEY!

i saw a local chicago commercial featuring this guy, for Walter E. Smithe, and i was so confused why they used him. now come to find out, this guy coined the "it's just like, it's just like a mini mall! hey hey!" phrase and was on Ellen. this is something i expect from Detroit local ads, not Chicago. Mel Far to the rescue, Mel Far to the res-es-cue!