the word of the day is...

the Gore Effect (from urban dictionary)

The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.

- Australia, November 2006: Al Gore is visiting two weeks before summer begins. The Gore Effect strikes: "Ski resort operators gazed at the snow in amazement. Parents took children out of school and headed for the mountains. Cricketers scurried amid bullets of hail as Melburnians traded lunchtime tales of the incredible cold." (The Age)

- New York, March 2004: "Gore chose January 15, 2004, one of the coldest days in New York City's history, to rail against the Bush administration and global warming skeptics... Global warming, Gore told a startled audience, is causing record cold temperatures." (NY Environment News)

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brrrr, it's cold in here, there must be some al gore haters in the atmosphere!

he called the shit, 'poop!'

woweeee wow, that is one poopy jumper.

mmm, ta-ta-ta-tasty TASTY

boy can i get me some of that? squishy and greasy. TMZ coined some weird ass lingo and it goes a lil somethin' like this...
It's not easy being "Gummi Bear", Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

and then gallery of the absurd got inspired and here you have it.

"gummi bears! bouncin' here and there and everywhere!" (remember that show?)

[source: TMZ & gallery of the absurd]

too many exclamation points are making me crazy, man

last night, had a girls dinner. went to cesar's on north b'way (say: SAY-ZARS) "home of the killer margarita." yes, it was killer, man. one marg is all you need and you'll be flashing your na-na to everyone.

i realize that i have been using too too many exclamation points in my posts and titles and i have to stop. i might go to rehab for punctuation just like isiah washington is in rehab for his "behavorial issues" and lohan is in (or they said "out-patient") rehab for underage binge drinking. hey we all did that not too long ago?

ok, see you guys in a few hours...i'm going to rebab!

everyone in hollywood is GAY!

i've known it all along and Pretty on the Outside knows exactly what i'm talking about...this whole "entertain and become besties with the becks family" was all just a ploy to get mr. becks to move to LA so Cruisazy could watch him kick around balls all day and stare at his hotness. so what's to come of posh & katie? i think scientology has plans for them...

[credit: Pretty on the Outside.com]

BEYONCE is pissed!

(beyonce is in the CENTER again!)

oh no, bootylicious-i-am-in-the-center-of-every-stage-formation-beeeeey-on-cey! did not got a nomination for best supporting actress. who didn't see that one coming, she can't act! remember "The Fighting Temptations" on VH1, it was classic. What about "Austin Powers: Goldmember," she was like a robot reciting lines "I'm Foooxy Cleopatra!" Dreamgirls was no exception to this rule. yes, she can sing, no her and her mom cannot design tasteful clothing, but yes she can sing.
(by the way, her song "Listen" did get nominated, see below)

And the nominees are....

Best motion picture of the year
Babel
The Departed
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen


Achievement in directing
Babel, Alejandro González Iñárritu
The Departed, Martin Scorsese
Letters from Iwo Jima, Clint Eastwood
The Queen, Stephen Frears
United 93, Paul Greengrass


Performance by an actor in a leading role
Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
Peter O’Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland


Performance by an actress in a leading role
Penélope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet, Little Children


Performance by an actor in a supporting role
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg, The Departed


Performance by an actress in a supporting role
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel


Original screenplay
Guillermo Arriaga, Babel
Iris Yamashita, Paul Haggis, Letters from Iwo Jima
Michael Arndt, Little Miss Sunshine
Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth
Peter Morgan, The Queen


Adapted screenplay
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Children of Men
The Departed
Little Children
Notes on a Scandal


Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)
"I Need to Wake Up," An Inconvenient Truth
"Listen," Dreamgirls
"Love You I Do," Dreamgirls
"Our Town," Cars
"Patience," Dreamgirls

[source: CCN.com]

my votes are for: best picture- little miss sunshine. best supporting actress- rinko kikuchi in babel. best actress - meryl streep in the devil wears prada.

what is your take on the nominations? sorry but i thought Babel sucked!! Rinko Kikuchi was the reason the movie carried, Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett were horrible.