bitter hard candy

Daily Candy is pissed y'all, real pissed at the Vaughn. He's a local fav here...always around at dive bars, hanging in the Viagra triangle in his red plaid button down, or chillin at his River North townhouse on Superior.

DC is the kitchsy daily email (choose to receive it from your city or from everywhere) that announces restaurant openings, store openings, new trends, travel destinations and deals and many many more trendy happenings, wa wa wa wee wa. sometimes they have nothing to write (like in the weekend editions) and will put:

SEE: the beach (because it's warm again this weekend)
HEAR: the screams on Lincoln avenue on Saturday afternoon (because it's college football season)
DO: put your flip flops away (don't embarass yourself ho! it's ugg season)

ok..that wasn't a real DC email but it was damn close to it! when they have nothing to write...they kinda get pissy...read the email I got today about the big VV...

October 16, 2007

Since You Been Vaughn
DailyCandy Doesn’t Talk to Vince Vaugh

Dear Vince,

We forgive you for not answering our calls about an interview. Big boys and big shots — you get busy.

And since you’re not here to answer our first question, Why did you skip out of L.A. to park it in Chi-town, hotlegs?, we’ll just have to assume that it was for the extra-long pants at Guise. Or maybe so you could try all 75 brewskies at The Bluebird (1749 N. Damen Ave.; 773-486-2473). We know how you like to knock one back.

It must be hard to find the time between treatments at Halo (does somebody need a good back waxing?) and nightcaps at Crimson Lounge for impromptu chats with (totally awesome) writers. Dido found time to talk about London, but she’s a singer, not a swinger.

And did we ever miss talking to you, you tall drink of water. But we get it. We’d rather motorboat with trixies at Climax Lounge, too.

You’re a beautiful baby anyway.

Smooches,

DailyCandy

ok now i have to laugh...because VV really cares about Daily Candy right? i mean, it's for the brauds and Vince is truly a man's man and might be too busy to get interviewed for some women's daily email blast. i love how DC shout out all the spots that Vince might be at...he JUST might be there, so swoon ladies and get there! are you dying over the "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN VAUGHN" clever title??
me: DC, you are just way too much!
DC: STOP!
me: No, you STOP!