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Death Watch

(from the great website: Brilliant But Cancelled)

it just got me OFF!

see ya vincent! i wish i would have counted how many times he said: "that just got me off." "couture just gets me off." "that dress just got me off"

i am so happy that i won't have to hear his porno talk while watching Project Runway. it could use more tim gunn "make it work's" than vincent's dirty talk! thank you, and the 80s called, they want their avant garde fashion back!

it's in his toked-out eyes...

Perez definitely knows what's up and I have had the same suspicions for months now.

thoughts?? anyone want to apologize for saying i'm crazy to think that Chris is the real father and that Katie had the baby a while ago, that's why it looked like she had a damn BEACH BALL under her shirts (covering up the fact that she had the baby a while ago...before Tom Cruise could even try to sperminate her)??? this is so goddamn CRUISAZY!

Breaking News: Fergie's Stylist is Blind and London Bridge is Falling Down

maybe she doesn't even have a stylist? Burberry has been out since they started selling booberry fakes on Canal St. Fergie-Ferg gonna love you looooong time...
and the tie..it just caps off this big ball of crap. Josh Duhamel, are you OK with this?

"honey check it. tell your friends to get with my friends. we could be friends. shit, we could do this every weekend, aiight?"

real gay Diddy, real gay.
50's new song...disses the Puff, the Diddy, the whatever his f-in name is this week. i like puffy, i think he's good at what he does, but i also heard from a little bird a few years ago that he likes young men...and well, 50 seems to believe that too: (from Perez Hilton)

"I guess this means I won't be invited to the white parties in the Hamtpons," declares Fifty Cent in his new Diddy diss track, which is scorching.Seems like Fiddy's been trying to sign Mase to his record label and Puff hasn't been very cooperative. The song hints at Puffy's alleged homosexuality, claims that Bad Boy honcho knows who killed Biggie, and 50 even threatens to kill Diddy.

Chris Klein could be the father...quoted by me circa: early summer

so i have been so busy, i can't blog as regularily anymore...who reads this shit anyways? no one, i'm sure. but i had to make sure to post today b/c 2 of my fav goss bloggers, perez & trent, seem to agree with my theory that baby SURI looks like Chris Klein..with those almost Asian eyes...or the baby is just an alien...or it's an adopted Asian baby...

see the evidence below:

EXHIBIT A: look at those "I just smoked a few J's" eyes that Chris Klein is sporting. Totally not on the subject, but notice that annoying pout that Katie always sports as well. That's one sick-ass dress I must add...

EXHIBIT B: This child (alien or not) has those Chris Klein eyes and the annoying Katie Holmes pout. I don't see Tom Cruise anywhere in this baby! Everyone knows he shoots blanks!

EXHIBIT C: This picture is so goddamn photo-shopped, it's sick. Come on, Vanity Fair must have gone Cruisazy too. And why the hell does it look like Tom is trying to hide Suri in his coat?

ugh, i think everyone has had enough of Tom and D-lister Katie Holmes.