R.I.P. spederline

BIGGER THAN THE ELECTION? IS BRIT A GENIUS? DID SHE JUST SHADOW THE ELECTION WITH HER ACTIONS? Judy Baar Topinka is so pissed, she's on fire.

holy shit talk about a huge day. Judy Baar Topinka, Rod Blogojevich, Neil Patrick Harris and now BRITNEY SPEARS AND K-FED. looks like the white trash relationship made in heaven was not really what it looked like. or maybe Brit was sick of slummin it with K-Fed "America's Most Hated."

everyone is now reporting this breaking news that Brit has just filed for divorce TODAY.

TMZ was the first to report:

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees. Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

ain't nobody lancin' around

MSNBC reports that "Lancing" has been going on...Reichen explains:

"It's to be outed by someone in the public media and to a celebrity, and Neil Patrick Harris, I understand, has been ‘lanced,'" Lehmkuhl told AP Radio News in a recent interview.


Perez is just peeing his pants right now...but does he realize he PUSHED these people out...after Microsoft Painting phrases on their pictures that say such clever things like "I'm so gay!" "This is my boyfriend." "I like boys!"

i'm sure the gay community is 100% behind Perez and his outing hobby.

what IS she thinking?

say goodbye to the political ads....

TODAY'S THE LAST DAY YOU WILL HEAR:

"JUDY BAAR TOPINKA. WHAT'S SHE THINKING?

(i hope you get out there and VOTE today)

in memoriam of the ever so popular negative Judy Baar Topinka ads...here is the Judster, at her best:

Sistah Judy

hahahahhahahaha

in more NPH news...PEOPLE to OUT

imagine...being able to make enough money horribly photo-shopping pictures, using Microsoft Paint to write witty mispelled statements and countless coke stains on noses? AMAZING....

PEOPLE to OUT NPH? or was it Perez Hilton's shitteous way of trying to OUT him amongst everyone. it's not hard to find some speculation about some celeb on his site almost everyday. months ago it was Lance Bass, then he came out. Yesterday and many weeks before of taunting, it was NPH and today he is speculating about Jodie Foster. everyone knows a lot of celebs are gay, yes and so are real people...or are celebs not real people? his verbal diarreah ass should just leave them alone, most people in hollywood already know these things...but he is trying to be the "orginator" of outing people. maybe people do not want press about their life choices...? maybe Perez should stick to his star fucking and cleaning up Paris Hilton's poop.

PEOPLE.com has the exlcusive "coming out" article from NPH. (click on the PEOPLE link to read).

Perez made a horribly photo-shopped version of what he thinks NPH would look like on the cover.

WOW, they should hire him! Because his shitty Microsoft Paint sayings in white all over his posted pictures are revolutionary in itself and NOW this? WOW! Perez is such an inovater and predictor of the future that he believes Vinny, his co-star on Doogie Howser, M.D., aka Max Casella will probably make this fake statement regarding Neil Patrick Harris and their "Doogie Days."
he thinks that the goss comes to him first, but i wouldn't call something someone may have struggled with and kept inside for so long "juicy gossip." do you think Perez is really gay? If you were, would you OUT so many people, knowing that it was hard enough to come to terms with it and let everyone know, as well? i guess it's just another day in the life of a star-fucker/Paris Hilton picker-upper-of-poop-guy.

NPH is not into pimpin the ladies...

but pimpin the guys. (do you think it was this pic that gave it away?)

apparently people (gossipers/bloggers alike) have been speculating that Neil Patrick Harris was gay for some time now. and maybe it was after Perez tried to out him on his site that he decided to step to it and make his way out of the closet...or maybe it was something else?

(picture from Perez Hilton.com)

The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.

woweeee, woweeee

Borat singing and on the Keytar


make sure you watch or fast forward to his performance of his song about Pamela, HAPPY MONDAY!