"OMG you look just like Seth Green!"

you get that all the time, right?

check out and see what celebrities this website think look like you...just load a picture and walah!

MyHeritage

prounouce your L's you idiot!

with all the seriousness surrounding the North Korea issue right now, i had to remind you that Kim Jong Il is really ronrey and can't prounouce his L's

I'm So Ronrey

oooooh so ronrey!

want the car from Gayle & Oprah's lesbo road trip?

woooooooooohooooooooo! word on the street is that for Friday's "Paint it Red" show, her gently used red Impala might be given to a lucky guest, so they can smell O & Gay everytime they take a ride! (source: Kicking Tires)

damn Oprah, you so generous!

the website documenting O & Gay's travels...

the pics from the road trip!

your money is so new, it has Ben Franklin's baby's picture on it!

Tea Partay

www.teapartay.com

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

the top 40 songs in movies...(as rated by Bulls Eye)

and the MySpace profile of the day is...

oooooooh...i love me some Clay!

if the church you get married in burns down not too long after you get married...

i mean, i'm just saying....

Joliet Church, where Chris Knight and Adrian Curry got married in recently, burnt down to the ground...

one hell of a week in review: Mark Foley

how many dirty IM convos did you read last week? and I'm not talking about your own! i read a few of the Fole-Dog's convos at work last week and felt like i was breaking the law, hopefully no one saw me reading them...but they were posted on ABC NEWS.com!!!

Gawker, never ceases to crack me up, did a week in Review of MAF54 and it went a little something like this....HIT IT! (sound of a 17-yr-old boy humping a bed post or something like that):

Gawker's Week in Review: Mark Foley for AOL Instant Messenger
(AOL should really look into it...)

and Clive Davis, Simon Cowell, Randy (something), Paula Abdul...they all were behind this too (Clay wasn't in this picture for obvious reasons!! Chat rooms!!)

"(They) caused a frenzy at the front door not seen since Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan met in Geneva in 1985"

Paris & Nicole reuniting is definitely as monumental as the Geneva Conference. I peed my pants when I read this:

TMZ cameras were there as Paris and Nicole broke bread (or beef) at Dan Tana's Steakhouse in West Hollywood last night. The pair arrived together in Paris' Range Rover and caused a frenzy at the front door not seen since Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan met in Geneva in 1985. And after their meal, the newly reunited pair shared a little tender text-messaging time on a bench at the valet stand before zooming off into the night. The co-stars have been in a very public feud for some time now, some say triggered when Nicole Richie had a party and showed Paris' infamous sex tape to her guests. The spat spilled out onto their show and onto the social scene -- but whispers of a detente between the two celebutantes have been circulating. Still, this is the first time the pair have been seen out together in months. And, as TMZ observed, the two seemed to enjoy each other's company and to be glad to put their feud to rest.

Who are these writers? It all flows so well, the metaphors are dead on and they just know how to bring this shit to a climax!