see if you can "crotch flash" yourself out of this one

the NY Daily News is reporting that Brit Brit (or as some are calling her, Beluga Spears - harsh, I must add, even though she makes me throw up in my mouth sometimes) has been removed from a Super Bowl ad...it seems like the NFL wants nothing to do with the crotch-flashing mom of 2, who once graced the half-time stage with Justin Timberlake ("cry me a river...ooooh") and Aerosmith. Although Janet Jackson was the one whose breast was exposed during her and JT's duet, Britney is the one they want nothing to do with now....

Looks like Britney Spears has crotch-flashed her way out of the Super Bowl.

Among the celebrity business being brokered while everyone is in L.A. for the Golden Globes is casting for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale. A source familiar with negotiations says Spears' people were turned down flat when they asked about participating."She's too much of a train wreck," says the insider. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton."Ouch! (As of yesterday, Hilton was said to be "on board" but had not inked the deal.)

Spears' infamous underwear-free week out in L.A. disqualified her from a Super Bowl still sensitive about Janet Jackson's 2004 "wardrobe malfunction," says the source.
The NFL Network spot plays on the eclectic group of celebrity friends who attend Cincinnati Bengal Chad Johnson's Super Bowl party. Confirmed to appear are L.L. Cool J and country band Rascal Flatts, with Martha Stewart catering.

"Janet Reno and David Beckham are also on the wish list," says the source. "Larry David said he might do it. Also, we're trying to get Predator, from the movie."
The Predator, but not Britney? Harsh!

[source: NY Daily News]

looks like Paris picks up where Brit left off: "Thanks, I'll take the Super Bowl gig, it will be hot. My crotch is hotter than hers anyways" (yea, hot & sweaty Paris)

P.S. Martha Stewart might be catering for Chad Johnson's Super Bowl Party!!? What's on the menu: little football pizzas, wings with bleu cheese almondine dipping sauce and glazed carrots and celery, football helmet cupcakes and a bundt cake?