Wednesday, February 14, 2007

the gang bang just keeps getting bigger

no disrespect to Anna Nicole, R.I.P. not my style to rip on those who have died, but this paternity suit has gotten way way way out of control. i figured there would be some controversy after her death, but never figured that so many "men" that were in her life would come out of whatever rock they were hiding under to claim that Dannielynne was their child.

so in fact how many men was she "sleeping" with at the time of Dannielynne's conception = 4
we are now at 4. Howard K., Birkhead, Zsa Zsa's random husband, some Prince guy and...

the newest kid in town on the paternity gang bang train is Anna's old body guard, Alexander Denk. who is this beef cake? the always truthful, classy show, eXXtra has the dets - click here. the insider is so f-in pissed right now! but at least they still can pay Howard K thousands (maybe millions) to talk about Anna for hours and hours. sob sob sob, "i am obsessed with her" sob sob sob. (always thought he was creepy on her reality show, how he always followed her around. why would you need your "lawyer" with you 24-7?)

1. Howie K.


2. BirkHEAD


3. Prince Zsa Zsa


4. beefcake


so who was doing her at the date of conception...? did zsa zsa join in on the fun (she's kooky, and you know it)? to prove he's the father, will Howie K release a sex tape? if the child has a large forehead like BirkHEAD, will they then have evidential proof that he is the father?

so many questions...i'm sure the INSIDER, EXXTRA & ET will answer them for me!