LOLLA-BOOZE-A. BOOZE-A-PALOOZA, LOLLA-BOOZE-LOOZA!

peace out homies. off for the weekend at LOLLAPALOOZA...or whatever you want to call 3-days, 130 bands on 8 stages, chicago, grant park, drunk asses, nice 80 degree weather...

INSANE! I will take some pics and be sure to post some for my 3 blog readers.

here are the bands I want to catch:

FRIDAY-- Aqualung, Panic! At the Disco, Iron & Wine, LADY SOVEREIGN!!! (the UK's female answer to Eminem), Mates of State, The Raconateurs

SATURDAY-- Nada Surf, The Go! Team, Oh No! Oh My!, Wolfmother, Gnarls!!, Blackalicious, The Dresden Dolls, Common, Thievery Corporation, Kanyezzzy

SUNDAY-- The Redwalls, 30 Seconds to Mars, Matisyahu, The Shins, She Wants Revenge, Wilco, Blues Traveler, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS!! (it's been since 8th grade!!)

hopefully i can hear Monday and i will be alive....woooooooooo

flippers for feet

from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Paris Hilton doesn't mind showing off her size 12 clodhoppers, but she'd kill herself if her body ever got anywhere NEAR that size!

I knew that Par-ho had big feet, but the fact that someone reported on it..is so funny! I had heard years ago that she had size 12 or 13 feet...which is what could save her from drowning...those flippers would just carry her back to land.

"those are some HUUUUUUGE feet!" - Me
"thanks BITCH!" - Par

"you're just jealous because i've been chatting online with babes all day"

from a socialites life.com
If John Paulus, the ex-Marine who claims he hooked up with "American Idol's" Clay Aiken for some wild hotel sex, knew what he was getting himself into when he made his Clay claims, he might have been so hasty in "exposing" Clay.

John Paulus may need to rely on his own muscle to protect himself from crazed Aiken fans: The feds have turned down his appeals for help. Since revealing his sordid hotel-room one-night stand with the pop singer in The National Enquirer, Paulus has been bombarded with death threats from crazed Aiken fans, a loosely organized army of middle-aged women called "The Claymates." Paulus appealed to his local FBI office, but his plea was rejected. "It was turned down by the U.S. attorney, and the FBI determined there are no federal statutes that have been violated," an FBI spokesman tells us. "It is a little strange."

damn! those claymates are crazy and they mean business. it's kind of cute that they still think that clay is straight! helllloooo...did you see this picture? or any of the pictures he takes??

BROKEBACK STRONG? or MCSTRONG?

from Richard Johnson's column on PAGE 6:
WHICH hunky actor who once picked up a young man and brought him back to the Mercer Hotel for oral sex is now hanging out with a top athlete? The two are said to be more than just workout buddies.

an expert weighs in on Mel Gibson's word vomit

Jew-hater Gibson, sporting the Sadam look

let me tell you...this guy F-in knows what the F he is F-in talking about!

Leo Benjamin, Jr.
Adrian's Hair Center
Hair Loss Expert

HAIR EXPERT WEIGHS IN ON MEL GIBSON'S OUTBURST
"Mel Gibson --he's handsome, successful and according to hair loss expert Leo Benjamin, Jr., the actor's recent verbal outburst is "typical of a male client who is starting to lose his hair."

(found on Gawker)

HELLLLLLOO...where was this guy when we needed him? he could have predicted so much...Elton John's outburst at paparazzi, Kelsey Grammer for being Kelsey Grammer, Vin Diesel for being juiced up, various world leaders who are bald and bomb innocent countries....

i'm back baaaaaaby...and why aren't i moving back to college this month?

ok...sorry (to my 3 readers). i took a little break from the goss, the blogging...but i am back with more random info than just goss today. the celebs are boring me lately.

it's AUGUST...totally nutsssss, right?!! right?! ok, enough spazzing for now. but usually around this time...everyone is coming back from their trips to europe, summer camp counseling jobs, summer internships...and are getting ready to move back to college. well that was over 2 years ago for me, and i still miss WELCOME WEEK and even moving into MSU on usually the hottest day of the year to a place with no A/C. it was pretty sweet, none-the-less. i was doing my usual reading on GAWKER.com and came across one of their sister (or should we say brother in this case) sites, DEADSPIN.com and saw an article about the BIG TEN. woot, i know what you're thinking...? THE BEST DAMN CONFERENCE AND SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD! yes, i know...calm down now.

here's the sweet ass article...to remind you that you're never going back to college, you will never have negative responsbilities, 10 cent wings, dollar pitchers, 50 cent call drinks, 3:20 class, Wine Wednesdays, shark bowls, 1/2 night at Harper's and Rick's, pancheros, pokey sticks...ok, i need to stop myself now before i cry. here you go...(all of us grads can still watch the BIG 10 games at our school's bars...O'Malley's, Gin Mill, Tin Lizzy, Duffy's, Mickey's, Joe's, McGee's, and reminisce about our drunken days of yore):




Four Tiny Tidbits On: The Big Ten

We must confess that we can't wait each year for the crunch of shoulder pads; for cleats churning up chunks of turf and red-faced coaches screaming from the sidelines. But enough about lacrosse. College football season is upon us, and to celebrate, we're going to get back into tiny tidbit mode and present four things you didn't know about each major conference. If you have a little-known fact about your team or conference, strap it to a freshman, point him in our direction and whack him on the ass. Or, mail to tips@deadspin.com. Today: The Big Ten.

• 1. Hardware Wars. The Big Ten probably has more trophy games than any other conference in Division I-A.. Seriously, on any given Saturday, the following trophies are up for grabs: The Little Brown Jug (Minnesota-Michigan), Floyd of Rosedale (Iowa-Minnesota), Paul Bunyan's Axe (Minnesota-Wisconsin), The Governor's Victory Bell (Penn State-Minnesota), The Paul Bunyan-Governor of Michigan Trophy (Michigan-Michigan State), The Sweet Sioux Tomahawk (Illinois-Northwestern), The Old Oaken Bucket (Purdue-Indiana), Illibuck (Ohio State-Illinois), The Purdue Cannon (Purdue-Illinois), The Old Brass Spittoon (Indiana-Michigan State), The Land Grant Trophy (Penn State-Michigan State), The Heartland Trophy (Iowa-Wisconsin). (Thanks to Craig D. Barker).

• 2. Holy Toledo. The Michigan-Ohio State matchup was ranked as the greatest college rivalry by ESPN in 2000; the schools have met in football 102 times (the Wolverines holding a 57-39-6 edge), predating the Big Ten itself, which was formed in 1918. Battle lines are clearly drawn, except in Toledo, Ohio, which is considered right on the border, with an even split of Michigan and Ohio State fans. There is even a combination Buckeye-Wolverine souvenir shop there. The most famed Michigan product at present would have to be Tom Brady. Jack Nicklaus and Jesse Owens both attended Ohio State, and Mike Cooper wore the sweatshirt, although we're not sure if he attended.

• 3. Hoosiers Still Working Out The Buggs. How long will Indiana last in this conference? The Hoosiers (1-7, 4-7 last season) haven't had a winning season since 1994, have not been to a bowl game since 1993, and have not won a bowl game since the Copper Bowl in 1991. But it wasn't always so bleak for Indiana. Trent Green went there, and before him, in 1967, the Hoosiers won the Big Ten and made it to the Rose Bowl. Fun Indiana Fact: Junior long snapper Tim Bugg is backed up by his brother, freshman Brandon Bugg.

• 4. The Man Who KO'd Woody. The man who fired Woody Hayes died on Monday. Former Ohio State president Harold Enarson, who canned the legendary Ohio State football coach for slugging an opposing player in the 1978 Gator Bowl, was 87. Hayes had punched Clemson guard Charlie Bauman, who had intercepted a pass thrown by Art Schlichter, ending up out of bounds near the OSU bench, where Hayes smacked him.

i think this picture means: UM doesn't know how to party and hardly anyone drinks, OSU drinks so much, the cup is empty and MSU still parties more. (actually this picture makes no sense, wtf?)