and now america can just keep getting fatter, you fatty

sweeeeet jesus, what have we got here? pure bliss to some, absolutely disgusting to others and more fat for fat america!!

nice job Jimmy, it's fat-free right?

(seen on Best Week Ever)

...and the card attached would say: 'Thank you for being a friend!'

first of all, i though Teen People was dunzo. second of all, i didn't realize the writers at Teen People were funny.

this is just hilarious!!!!! Mischa does seem to dress matronly/grandmotherly (not as bad as MK & Ash), has kankles, and is not even 21 yet, right?

Teen People made a hilarious analogy of some of her fashion disasters and compared them to all of the characters on Golden Girls, even Sophia! Read it/see it here

did you ever fantasize about Screech Powers? i didn't think so...

what happened to the innocent days of courting Lisa Turtle?


TMZ has obtained portions of the latest celebrity sex tape, featuring former "Saved by the Bell" star Dustin Diamond, who played Screech. To say the least, the video is unique and, dare we say, entertaining. David Hans Schmidt, who has become famous in the sex tape industry by peddling videos featuring Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others, claims ownership to the Screech tape. It was shot in a hotel. Diamond is holding the camera and narrating, as he engages two women in various combinations and positions. The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a "Dirty Sanchez." Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic.

you can watch screech get nasty nasty here. will someone please just give him the money to pay his house off? desparate times...call for sex tapes!

just plain CLAAAAYZY!

holy shit, those claymates aren't kidding...they are ob-sessssed. for example, Cindy a 42 year old soccer mom left this message on Clay's official MySpace page


Cindy
9/28/2006 12:23 PM It was a thrill of a lifetime to be dead center in the front for the outside performance at the Kimmel show. I didnt have to do anything crazy to be put there. Just a real nice guy named Bob (you know him from the production team at kimmel) who put me there. He even borrowed me his jacket because I was cold. He made my day. Kindness is a beautiful thing. You were very entertaining and I enjoyed the mini concert a great deal. *I tried not to stare at you because I now know you get uncomfortable with it. I would too. Just keep singing. Hugs, Cindy





laugh it up all day long...GAYKEN ROCKS!

vintage Duffster

gotta love this girls gone wild-college-esque Duffster oldie:


pre-horse teeth. post aaron carter. post boob job?

if you stay home, you can help me shave my arrrrrmpits

and the headline of the day is:

Your Minority Nanny Will Make Your Child Obese

(thanks Gawker!)

i need to go to CLAYMATES anonymous

but i just couldn't help myself after seeing this pic on Perez
100% baby, 100%

oh shit, does this mean i'm a CLAYMATE?

i promise to stop bringing you Gayken news when the news stops coming my way! i mean seriously, the public just can't quit him! is he gay? what color is his hair today? what!!!? his album topped JT's album on the charts?!! Gayken, you're unreal.

and i found another claymate...it's ok Jimmy, we all knew Sarah Silverman was just a beard anyways!
how the hell do i get that shirt?

one more reason to pick on U of M

ok, so some of my blog readers are U of M'ers...sorry guys, although i'm sure you'll agree with me on this one. check out this pic of the first 2 cheerleaders and then compare it to the sleeve-less (gasp!) polo and visor (i'm hyper ventalating) and ask yourself this question:

"Who's picking up Cindy and Charlie at soccer practice if mom is cheering at the Big House?"
U of M Cheerleaders looking very Soccer Mom these days...

"I AM THE STAR!" Minnelli yelled after allegedly beating Gest and flinging a lamp at him.

does it get any better than this?

"Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Jane Solomon dismissed the lawsuit, ruling that David Gest's "severe, unrelenting" headaches were actually caused by a type of herpes." (NY Daily News)

oh, ah, eeeeee.

Go GAYKEN, it's your Birthday!

PerezHilton.com has learned that Clay Aiken's new album has topped the album charts in the U.S., debuting at #1 with 157,671 copies sold.

The Gayken's sophomore effort, A Thousand Different Ways, knocked Justin Timberlake's CD, Future Love/Sex Sounds from the #1 to the #2 spot, selling 152,359 copies.