all i'm asking is that they don't do a duet...

john mayer & jessica simpson on NYE...in new york. and everyone thought that she got "DUMPED." hmmm...i heard that jes gave jon the US Weekly mag cover with her pictured on it that says "DUMPED." oh celebs...aren't they tricky. john mayer YOU SELL OUT! his intellect must be so low to be able to communicate with her, woweeee. enjoy:

[these pics came from my good friend Marisa "Marty" Martin who got them from a friend in new york that may or may have not "partied" with j&j]

putting green trim or cabbage patch doll?

Pubes Aid "The world's least expected aid" (they really don't need that tag line, now do they?)





from the site:

ARE YOU A CELEB? DO YOU HAVE PUBES? CAN YOU SPARE A FEW?
Please send us an e-mail stating your agent's contact details: celeb@pubesaid.org.

(i'm guessing by asking "do you have pubes?" they were trying to include the child actors??)

more from the site:

How does it work?
It's quite simple, really. As a result of a very successful direct campaign, celebrities from all over the world send us their pubes daily. We mount them, and offer them to you. All pubes are autographed by their donor. Needless to say, every piece is a unique work of art, A priceless collectible beyond anything ever seen or heard of before.

Why do we do it?
All profits go into selected charity organisations and become an important part of making the world a better place. In short: We turn Hair into Care. It sounds dumb, but it is smart.


and my favorite: "sounds dumb, but it's smart!"

so now sickos can buy their fav celeb's pubes, perfect. sounds golorious to me.
adrants.com think it's some razor company's new ad campaign. OH COME ON GILLETTE!

if you're still confused or really interested and appalled, check out their site Pubesaid.com

"i'm looking for something that would fit a pencil or a 5 year old girl..."

don't you just love Rachel Zoe? doesn't everyone just love her? well mainly because she is said to be the hollywood it girl's meth dealin' mommy, who will not style anyone unless they are gaunt and on the edge (or just) anorexic. love it, cheers to water & ex lax diets!

zoe is in the new issue of W magazine and is quoted in it (and on style.com <- click for the full article) in this so annoying it's so entertaining shopping-gasm, that you want to just throw up everything you ate this week so she can find such fabulous garments for you! i know, i know:

On this brisk November afternoon, she's searching for goddess dresses for the spring 2007 Jimmy Choo and Judith Leiber advertising campaigns she'll be styling; outfits for public appearances by her clients Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, and Nicole Richie (the last of whom will hire a rival stylist a little more than two weeks later); and, of course, pieces to fit her own rail-thin frame. Each swoon, kvell and plotz is accompanied by a different, wildly effervescent superlative."This is so amazing," she says, fondling a tiny gold purse. "Like, I'm kind of obsessed. And the silver one is just insane." (She takes both.) A pair of boots are "like, the dopest things ever." A sweater vest with a fur collar "is amazingly delicious. So yummy." A Missoni caftan "is so kooky crazy. I could wear it in St. Barths."

Then, one of the store's owners, Seth Weisser, has Zoe try on a Matrix-inspired, formfitting leather jacket of his own design. And that's when Zoe has a fashion orgasm. "Seth, this is on another level!" she squeals. "This jacket's so hot. This is not even on another level; it's on another planet. I need to rock this. I'll wear this left, right and center." (Weisser gives it to her as a gift, knowing that her tastemaking friends and clients will inevitably see it on her and want one too.) And then, after a 10-second cooldown, she's off again, combing the racks: "I'm looking for Alaïas. Any Alaïas, Alaïas, Alaïas, Alaïas?"

yummy as in food...? or yummy as in throw up?

and i can't forget to leave you with this fine quote from zoe:

"There was something that came out about me giving horse pills or diet pills from Mexico to my clients," says Zoe. "Anyone who knows me, they laugh. I'm so drug clueless. If I can get through a glass and a half of wine in a night, that's a momentous occasion. I mean, I take Tylenol once in a while, and that's about it."

no it was meth you idiot! get the story straight if you're going to defend yourself!

call someone a fire crotch and then see what happens...

lohan is loving this and so am i! he is sooooo greeeeesy (and i mean greeesy, not greasy) and oh my is that quadruple chin flattering on him. "he has very nice booooobs!" (from the movie: 8 crazy nights)

[thanks for the laugh: pretty on the outside]

california, california...he we comeeeeee

the O.C. is dead. it was still on TV, oh whoops. well i think i remember noticing it at the SAME TIME SPOT as Grey's Anatomy. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? no one can top that ever-popular,-so far from the truth of being a med school intern-drama.

the demise of the O.C. as I see it:

mischa = was killed off (but still no post-career)

adam brody & rachel bilson = break-up in real life (and now no one is the same!)

doc drama over california high school drama = we have Laguna Beach and the Hills for that shit

can they still make O.C. soundtracks though? they're pretty damn good.

for the full and i must add, uneventful and boring article click here. does anyone care? does anyone know? seth love summer 4-EVA!!!!!

February 22nd is the last episode.

[credit: broadcasting&cable]

what's the future like?

happy new year everyone. as i celebrated new years eve in arizona, 2 hours behind new york and 1 hour behind chicago, i realized that everyone else was living in the future (2007) while i was still stuck in 2006 in Scottsdale. i kept wondering...what's the future like? what's going on over there? shiiiiiit.

and here we are...2007, back to work and back to blogging. wish i could have posted in AZ, while I was there for almost 12 days, but my parents "fast" computer made a blind granny with a walker look speedy.

so i was in Scottsdale for so long, i almost forgot that big cities exist...everything is so spread out. speaking of spread out, Brit was in Scottsdale while I was...(opening up her business for Leinart), and the only celeb i saw was Dennis Farina at Olive & Ivy, one afternoon at lunch with the GPs.

i was trying to rationalize the leinart/spears hooky uppy, and all i could come up with was this:

matt: "i'm a QB for the cardinals"

brit: "cool"

matt: "i actually have a child. my long time girlfriend from college just had my baby, even though we were broken up at the time she got pregnant"

brit: "cool. i've got some lil ones. they're cute. let's do it."

matt: "are you still with kfe--" (cut off by brit's crotch attack)

reported in azcentral.com - click here