happy 4th bitchesssss

just wanted to say HAPPY 4TH OF JULY to all! Have a great weekend and once I am back to Chicago on July 6th, I will be posting up a storm...I'm sure there will be great shit to post after the holiday.

i couldn't leave you without sick pics of the preg Brit, yum...enjoy. (courtesy of Dana Gersten's photo shop skills)--but we all know these mag pics were photo shopped! You know Brit has shit hanging out of every corner...

hahaha, oh yesssssssssss

ONLY 3 LEFT ON THE VIEW...it's just great, love it. Anyone just want to see Babwa Wawa alone on The View, interviewing influencial people in her flirtacious ways with her amazing lisp? OH, I do! This morning The View even removed Star's picture from the opening credits...I mean that's just one less pic of Star the viewers have to see...but apparently we have all not seen the last of her, even though E! did not renew her Red Carpet crap pre-show shit...she is using her departure from The View as a tool to get interviews and so far people still want to hear about her and Wawa's bitchiness, wooo exciting. Blah blah blah.

"And then there were three," Barbara joked. The audience laughs and then the Walters says, "Star made the announcement yesterday that she was leaving the show, and we were surprised by her announcement yesterday. However, Star also made some other announcements yesterday that have been quite unpleasant. The truth is, Star has known that she was leaving the show for quite some time now and the network refused to renew her contract for reasons that I will not go into now. However, we wanted to give her extra time to find a new job and exit the show gracefully. We told her she could say anything she wanted to, but she made other announcements yesterday as well. The View made Star a star, and Star made the View a successful show. We wish her all the best."

Check out a clip of Wawa just giving it to Star (she apparently did not show up today unannounced and did not take her regularily scheduled town car to the studio)
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e87651ZXN3x4hs

here's another person on my "SUCKS" list

John "Your Body is a Wonderland" Mayer.

Woo..his first CD, not that bad...but constant replay killed it. And after seeing him in concert twice, well only really once. The first time I just missed his set, thank god! He was double headlining with Guster, who at least play a great show everytime with no fluff and stupid monologues on stage. The second time that I actually got to see Mayer perform, he stunk up that auditorium so bad...I wanted a refund. From that night on, I have had no respect for Wonderland dude ever since, musically or as a person. He mumbled constantly on stage through his entire set and did all these idiotic "renditions" of his already overplayed songs that sounded like crap. Hey Mayer, stick to the way they sound on the album, you're not Paul Simon, you can't alter your elementary rock/crap each performance, it's not your right yet. He was so fucked up at his concert, he made "St. Patricks Day" sound like a drunken bum singing for change on the street, all smelly and sweaty. Just horrible.

So today I came across some great info about Wonderland dude at gawker.com . He tried to do stand-up and most people were offended, annoyed, other comics fed off of his horrible comedy and many felt that he should just write songs, even though they suck they're still better than his shitty stand-up. Here is what Jason Pinter, The Man in Black had to say about Mayer's crap stand-up:
http://jasonpinter.blogspot.com/2006/06/stay-far-far-away-from-this-wonderland.html
The Summary of Crap:
1)Women are sluts (If you’re expecting a punchline here…so were we. Didn’t come.)
2) Lots of sluts have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him. Ew.
3) New Yorkers aren’t really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there’s like “Missiles and shit” constantly being launched at us and we’re used to it. Um…right. Might want to quit while you’re behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill “away from the black people.” (Danger, Will Robinson, danger)
5) If white people were allowed to use the ‘N’ word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the ‘N’ word during his act. Several times.

Honestly, go make another crappy album for the college kids!

Behar was "shocked!" - I almost believe that...

And the day has come..DING DONG! Star Jones-Reynolds is leaving The View...actually according to her, she was "fired" or in the show's terms, "her contract was not renewed," according to PEOPLE.com - http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1208160,00.html

"What you don't know is that my contract was not renewed for the tenth season," she tells PEOPLE. "I feel like I was fired." She adds that she was told her contract wouldn't be renewed just days before news leaked that O'Donnell would be joining The View.

Behar is out of control happy (but will have no one to call a bitch anymore). Now we have ticked-off Behar, idotic Hassleback and Babwa Wawa left...I can't wait for this show to disentigrate so people who are home at 11am (eastern time zone) can watch something more useful and intelligent. It only took 9 years for people (or the producers) to start realizing what crap they're putting on air!

This is priceless: "That's shocking to me," interrupted Joy Behar, prompting Jones Reynolds to link hands with her cohosts.

Someone have a vomit bag?

hahahahahahhaha.....see ya Star!

Madtv does The View

...and they get it right on. just a bunch of annoying idiots yelling over eachother.

Who's winning the "match" ?

So, have you heard that Jessica Simpson came out with a new single called "Public Affair" ? Although she does look really hot on the single cover, the song is pure garbage. Not only is it smelly, it also is a rip-off of Madonna's "Holiday." I can't believe she even tried to mix that in...it's very Paris-like. Click on her official myspace profile to hear the song on heavy rotation, ick.
http://myspace.com/jessicasimpson

Nick's whiney "What's Left of Me" is still better ( 1 point) and he moved on pretty quickly with a pretty normal hot babe - Vanessa Manillo. (1 point)



You know "What's Left of Me?" this damn Mink coat Jess left and I cry everytime I put it on!

So...sorry Jess, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 doesn't want you, your Maxim photo shoot was blah and your annoying sis Ashlee is doing better musically than you ever expected.

Something tells me that her horrible impossible to watch portrayal of "Daisy Duke" started her downward spiral...bad acting, cheesy songs, dumping Nick for something better, (we still have yet to see who).

As whiney and cheesy as Nick is, he played his cards right and won over the public.