what's the future like?

happy new year everyone. as i celebrated new years eve in arizona, 2 hours behind new york and 1 hour behind chicago, i realized that everyone else was living in the future (2007) while i was still stuck in 2006 in Scottsdale. i kept wondering...what's the future like? what's going on over there? shiiiiiit.

and here we are...2007, back to work and back to blogging. wish i could have posted in AZ, while I was there for almost 12 days, but my parents "fast" computer made a blind granny with a walker look speedy.

so i was in Scottsdale for so long, i almost forgot that big cities exist...everything is so spread out. speaking of spread out, Brit was in Scottsdale while I was...(opening up her business for Leinart), and the only celeb i saw was Dennis Farina at Olive & Ivy, one afternoon at lunch with the GPs.

i was trying to rationalize the leinart/spears hooky uppy, and all i could come up with was this:

matt: "i'm a QB for the cardinals"

brit: "cool"

matt: "i actually have a child. my long time girlfriend from college just had my baby, even though we were broken up at the time she got pregnant"

brit: "cool. i've got some lil ones. they're cute. let's do it."

matt: "are you still with kfe--" (cut off by brit's crotch attack)

reported in azcentral.com - click here