"i'm looking for something that would fit a pencil or a 5 year old girl..."

don't you just love Rachel Zoe? doesn't everyone just love her? well mainly because she is said to be the hollywood it girl's meth dealin' mommy, who will not style anyone unless they are gaunt and on the edge (or just) anorexic. love it, cheers to water & ex lax diets!

zoe is in the new issue of W magazine and is quoted in it (and on style.com <- click for the full article) in this so annoying it's so entertaining shopping-gasm, that you want to just throw up everything you ate this week so she can find such fabulous garments for you! i know, i know:

On this brisk November afternoon, she's searching for goddess dresses for the spring 2007 Jimmy Choo and Judith Leiber advertising campaigns she'll be styling; outfits for public appearances by her clients Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, and Nicole Richie (the last of whom will hire a rival stylist a little more than two weeks later); and, of course, pieces to fit her own rail-thin frame. Each swoon, kvell and plotz is accompanied by a different, wildly effervescent superlative."This is so amazing," she says, fondling a tiny gold purse. "Like, I'm kind of obsessed. And the silver one is just insane." (She takes both.) A pair of boots are "like, the dopest things ever." A sweater vest with a fur collar "is amazingly delicious. So yummy." A Missoni caftan "is so kooky crazy. I could wear it in St. Barths."

Then, one of the store's owners, Seth Weisser, has Zoe try on a Matrix-inspired, formfitting leather jacket of his own design. And that's when Zoe has a fashion orgasm. "Seth, this is on another level!" she squeals. "This jacket's so hot. This is not even on another level; it's on another planet. I need to rock this. I'll wear this left, right and center." (Weisser gives it to her as a gift, knowing that her tastemaking friends and clients will inevitably see it on her and want one too.) And then, after a 10-second cooldown, she's off again, combing the racks: "I'm looking for Alaïas. Any Alaïas, Alaïas, Alaïas, Alaïas?"

yummy as in food...? or yummy as in throw up?

and i can't forget to leave you with this fine quote from zoe:

"There was something that came out about me giving horse pills or diet pills from Mexico to my clients," says Zoe. "Anyone who knows me, they laugh. I'm so drug clueless. If I can get through a glass and a half of wine in a night, that's a momentous occasion. I mean, I take Tylenol once in a while, and that's about it."

no it was meth you idiot! get the story straight if you're going to defend yourself!