here's another person on my "SUCKS" list

John "Your Body is a Wonderland" Mayer.

Woo..his first CD, not that bad...but constant replay killed it. And after seeing him in concert twice, well only really once. The first time I just missed his set, thank god! He was double headlining with Guster, who at least play a great show everytime with no fluff and stupid monologues on stage. The second time that I actually got to see Mayer perform, he stunk up that auditorium so bad...I wanted a refund. From that night on, I have had no respect for Wonderland dude ever since, musically or as a person. He mumbled constantly on stage through his entire set and did all these idiotic "renditions" of his already overplayed songs that sounded like crap. Hey Mayer, stick to the way they sound on the album, you're not Paul Simon, you can't alter your elementary rock/crap each performance, it's not your right yet. He was so fucked up at his concert, he made "St. Patricks Day" sound like a drunken bum singing for change on the street, all smelly and sweaty. Just horrible.

So today I came across some great info about Wonderland dude at gawker.com . He tried to do stand-up and most people were offended, annoyed, other comics fed off of his horrible comedy and many felt that he should just write songs, even though they suck they're still better than his shitty stand-up. Here is what Jason Pinter, The Man in Black had to say about Mayer's crap stand-up:
http://jasonpinter.blogspot.com/2006/06/stay-far-far-away-from-this-wonderland.html
The Summary of Crap:
1)Women are sluts (If you’re expecting a punchline here…so were we. Didn’t come.)
2) Lots of sluts have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him. Ew.
3) New Yorkers aren’t really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there’s like “Missiles and shit” constantly being launched at us and we’re used to it. Um…right. Might want to quit while you’re behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill “away from the black people.” (Danger, Will Robinson, danger)
5) If white people were allowed to use the ‘N’ word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the ‘N’ word during his act. Several times.

Honestly, go make another crappy album for the college kids!