everyone in hollywood is GAY!

i've known it all along and Pretty on the Outside knows exactly what i'm talking about...this whole "entertain and become besties with the becks family" was all just a ploy to get mr. becks to move to LA so Cruisazy could watch him kick around balls all day and stare at his hotness. so what's to come of posh & katie? i think scientology has plans for them...

[credit: Pretty on the Outside.com]