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LUCKY BITCH! KARMA is an interesting animal, don't you think?

According to In Touch Weekly, Brandon Davis checked into rehab yesterday to try and help his sweaty, lude commenting ass. Call it a rehab for loose lippers, sweaty socialites, oily LA'ers.

Well actually he did check himself into rehab and I'm sure Lohan is just laughing her ass off about this one. Major major payback Lohan, karma loves you, you little bitch!

"Yes, I am checking into rehab today," Davis told In Touch on the evening of June 15. "I am on my way right now."

I'm really sure he was taking calls from In Touch en route to rehab.

"Brandon must have watched that footage a thousand times," a friend says. "He can't believe those words came out of his mouth and realized it was the drugs talking."

No!!!!! REALLY?? Are you sure he wasn't just sweating because it was hot out? I can't believe someone who doesn't work, has never worked, party hops, blows money and hangs with Paris Hilton would do drugs?

He will be checking into Passages in Malibu, a $75,000/month rehab center.

Good luck to him. And just in case you're keeping score:

Lohan- 2
Brandon - 1

Laugh it up Lohan....