Fake pregnancies (or cover ups) are soooo in

Not really breaking news but just some interesting CRAP from JOSSIP.com and from one of those anonymous gossip emails that I got claiming, that someone's brother's friend's girlfriend's uncle that works in NY at a talent agency got the scoop, because they in fact saw this supposed "contract" between Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. I have some conspiracy theories of my own actually...and hypothesize that it is one of two things:

1) Cruise is gay; Katie Holmes is bringing him some press (well their relationship and baby (real or fake)) and she is in "love" with him due to the contract she signed. Had a baby with him to get 5 million, (we all know she is a horrible actress and is a complete bore)

2) Cruise is still gay; Katie Holmes was previously pregnant with Chris Klein's baby, Tom was no having this since it disrupted his plans (and the contract) and Katie had the baby earlier than a Suri could have come out (maybe at the 6 month mark) and that's why her stomach looked like a fricken beach ball, she had to cover up the fact that she had a baby and it wasn't Cruise's, it was CHRIS KLEIN'S BABY!

**Very interesting that we have yet to see this "baby"....

Here is the contract gossip from Jossip:
Tom Cruise's contract with Katie Holmes promises the young starlet five million dollars if she keeps up the routine for five years. Lucky for her, there's a clause to guarantee no unnecessary sex.













is that you Suri?