"I told you I was a good dancer Ho-Han!"

Paris & Lohan, having a dance off at Stereo in NY this week, might be the most useless and funniest celeb gossip I have heard this week. So this is what I picture it looking like:

Lohan walks in, coked up as all hell, probably just gave Stavs a BJ'er in bathroom and sees Paris already stripping and giving lap dances to those in the VIP section. At this point Lohan is pissed, once again Paris shows up at the same place Lohan is! But Lohan figures, I'll just dance a few inches away from her with Stavs, then she'll get pissed. Instead...a DANCE-OFF insues. Of course I picture Lohan (in the dancing style of "Confessions as a Teenage Drama Queen")

and Paris (as her usual rhythm challenged self) duking it out while coked out and boobs & cooches flying out grooving it to "Hungry like the Wolf" and "Like a Virgin."

According to PEOPLE, "The rift started Monday at New York City club Butter, when Hilton confronted Lohan about dating her ex, Stavros Niarchos. Then, in the wee hours of Wednesday morning, the ladies had a different kind of battle at the Big Apple hot spot, Stereo – a dance-off. It began after the hotel heiress arrived at the club where Lohan was helping a pal deejay an '80s music set. Eventually, Lohan and Hilton ended up in the VIP section where both stars danced for hours. "Neither wanted to leave and it kept going," a source tells us. "No one was going to leave before the other."

For the full ridiculous story go to: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1204355,00.html