Wednesday, June 14, 2006

What's up pussy cat? whoaa whoaa whoaa

Tom Jones would love this. Why isn't he the host for the Meow Mix Reality Show: Who Wants to be a Celeb Pussy ??http://meowmixhouse.com/index.asp

If you're into web cams (kinda kinky), you can watch the cats do NOTHING live.
http://meowmixhouse.com/webcamsite.html

Here is what I observed while watching for the longest 6 minutes of my life:
11:10am- Fat cat on leopard couch taking a nap, probably staying there for the remainder of the day; definitely the Kirstie Ally of the group
11:11am- Someone's fat ass in gray pants walking in front of the web cam, probably feeding the cats or "petting" them
11:11am- White scary looking cat emerges from the other room, follows a black cat and looks ready to rock. Heading to the hot tub maybe? This is definitely the Trishelle of the group, always looking for a romp.
11:13am- White cat prances by the leopard couch to check out the fat cat laying there lifeless (probably thinking about eating Weight Watchers Fettucini, but doesn't want the web cam to catch it), not amused at all, plus this cat does not have energy to give "Trishelle" the petting she needs or rubbing up against.
11:16am- A smart cat recognizes that this is a reality show and stares right into the web cam. Immediately after walks away, not wanting to be filmed; this is the Jessica Simpson of the group, she's not happy with her 50th hair-do of the week and is so sick of hearing "What's Left of Me" on the radio, dammit Nick!

I'm not sure why they are looking for a Meow Mix spokesperson and going such great lengths to show them on a web cam doing nothing. I already know the most ghetto cat ever, who would change the game for Meow Mix 4-eva!
http://www.myspace.com/natashameow

"what's up bitchesssssss?" Tash-Hova

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