we're NOTHING like that NO-TALENT ASS CLOWN!

Picks to click for the Michael Bolton Blasters - June 13, 2006

Fielding (guys): Willie Hays Mayz Schwartz- After being suspended last
week for his brawl with Coopersmith in the loop on a "friendly" lunch
date, Coopersmith has been running his mouth about Brian's fielding
skills calling him a "one game wonder". This has fristrated Brian hence
making him feel obliged to "patrol" the outfield.

Fielding (girls): G-Unit- Enough said, Alli wants a no hitter and will
go to any extreme to accomplish this.

Batting (guys): Liggity Sniggity Laker- "2 dongs last week was an
underperformance" Jeff remarked. "I'll hit 3 this week".

Batting (Girls): Marty- Is this girl ever going to NOT get on base??
After claiming 3 of the last 4 batter of the game honors, Marisa is the
clear cut choice to come out with a huge game this week, possibly
batting for the "cylce"???

See you all at 7:30- I really hope we win by the slaugter rule as this
team really annoys me. I am in for a bench clearing brawl and might try
to bean "Teddy".
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After a great win last night, 11-1 over the Huevos (damn eggs), the umps (from Separation Anxiety, the team who has theme songs played everytime they go up to kick) called us "Obnoxious" and were overheard saying "Geez, did they have to nail that girl at first, they're winning 11-1!" Yes in Michael Bolton's name, we had to. We needed to prove to the Huevos that if you lie to PAFFLEHOUSE, you're messing with the wrong crappy adult contemporary serenader!

"Lots of power at the plate, a vicious throw at an innocent Huevos base-runner and now an ill-tempered e-mail...I think Blitz is on the
Juice.(Wouldn't be surprised if we saw members of the House Committee on Governmental Reform at the next game...)"
-Barry Schneiderman

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alli233: it's ok i'm just sad that i have to miss the biggest game of the year...and i was a pick to click
risababe is back: will you be watching us via-video conference call?
alli233: i wish there was a cybercast!

the "GOODS" Goodman was there in spirit...
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And here we are, the day after our 6 win in a row. That's right, Bolton would be peeing his pants right now (Docker's, you think?) Next week is playoffs and since we are either 2nd or 3rd place, our first round shouldn't be a match for the MBB's.

A recap of last night slaughter over the Huevos, OMLETES anyone?

Players of the game as follows:

Batting guys- Tappper- An unheralded effort at the plate yields Scott
yet another award with his 3rd dong of the season.

Batting-girls- Grubbs- A great baserunning play where she stays on the
bag helps us to keep the inning alive and lay it on Huevos even worse.

Fielding- guys- Schwartz- "Just awesome". The future hall of famer
comes through again with 3 running catches that definately saved a
number of runs. I do not think that we would win half of our games if B
Schwartz was not in the field heralding these catches.

Fielding-girls- Brocky- Again, comes thorugh in the clutch with some
great plays "on the bag".

see ya at playoffs,

TIME, LOVE & TENDERNESS!