you can do a lot of things in 82 minutes

like become someone's bitch or LUDOP (lesbian until date of parole - prison term i learned from Kathy Griffen, My Life on the D-List). i wonder what was accomplished when Nicole Richie entered her 90 hour sentence to only serve 82 minutes of it...damn girl, you've got the hook-up with the correctional facility, maybe Lohan could pick up a few tips from you. (apparently the boring truth is that the facilities were too crowded for Richie, but no one cares about that, 82 minutes in jail is what the headlines focus on)

if you're keeping score:
Richie - 1
Par-Ho - negative 4 (she's too dumb to figure out how to get a sentence reduced)(Paris: "wait, what? how do you make a peace sign again?")

CNN reported her sentencing...
BBC reported her duration in jail...