go on and fetch mommy's lollipops

in more shocking Britney news US weekly reports:

that Spears’ friends and family have become concerned about the pop star’s mothering skills.

Case in point: The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us.

Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.

Life & Style and Perez are reporting probably the best quote i've heard in a while from the Trashtastic machine:
Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”

are we just watching a white trash reality show unfolding before our eyes? well hells yes we are, it's like a car crash, you have to slow down to check it out. as for the respect meter, i haven't seen it since the "Oops I did it again" days. sometimes i can't tell if the media has manipulated these pictures, videos and stories about her - but then i realize that she's capable of anything and before we know it, those kids will be in K Fed's hands and she'll be signing up with Lou Pearlman and joining in on his pyramid scheme too.