pelt bagels, wear girbauds

nothing to do this weekend? well in case you forgot it's Mario Lopez's birthday. check it:what? homeboy can't have a party with his own friends...he's got to invite the whole city to celebrate with him? i'm going to put on my tightest girbauds, a side pony, reebok hightops and this t-shirt:










in your free time, why not hunt down Ann Coulter and pelt some bagels at her? spread some moldy cream cheese on them, slather them with lox and capers and just pelt that bitch! that's right...do it. oh and get it on tape:
we wouldn't have Christianity if it wasn't for Judaism...this bitch is crazy and dumb! hit her with a bagel already...

have a good weekend!