blow-a-ween - NSFW

gossip rules our world. well celeb gossip mainly. so i had to dedicate my costume to the growing trend in hollywood...and really the world. since it's hip to go to rehab (in and out and in and out) this year i decided to be Blowhan and my boyfriend was cocaine. pretty sweet right?
complete with "happy dust," mirrors, peace signs and "bricks" we were set for one night of being blown out of our minds, Lohan-style! we went to a barn party 1 hour out of the city, complete with a bonfire and s'mores and a live band! it was a good time...but i think most people really thought i was f'ed up and that my boyfriend "cocaine" really had some dama blanca for them. it was a good time!
(note: these costumes were not for the kids or the gullible)

moving onto corporate halloween...
most Initechs, ad agencies, CareerBuilders, banks, whathaveyous are celebrating Halloween today. my genius corporation decided to have the h-ween party yesterday (no one is in the spirit on Oct. 30th, come on) and it was lame-O. first (corporate) party fowl: hardly anyone dressed up and those that did were...wait for it, wait for it...
1. dick in a box (complete with mini cassette player and lip sync rendition that sucked)
2. dolly parton with a fake cleave that looked like 2 potato pillows
(one that i have to mention that was funny was Suri Cruise - she had the haircut, a jumper and a Scientology bear and necklace--although she was missing an alien head and creepy parents)
the pumpkin pie eating contest was disgusting. it looked like pumpkin pie spew all over the place. a group of us decided to grab as many brews and candy and have our own party (and make fun of co-workers) in someone's office. i love corporate halloween!