humongo plane costs a few lohans and hiltons to fill up

it's really really big. it fits 555 passengers. is it safe? pop a few xanax and some qualuds, and it may be tolerable. i'll wait 5 years until i board that giant airbus. how can such a huge mother of a plane lift off, it's such a heffer of a thing. welcome the titantic of planes... the airbus A-380

those who hate flying, hate this even more!