the beach ball has a birth certificate...

real or fake? no one really knows and i still hold to my hypothesis: Katie Holmes was really pregnant with Kevin Kline's baby the whole time and had the baby earlier than the 9 months it would have taken for Cruise to sperminate her and then her have the baby, therefore that is why Katie (oh sorry Tom, Kate), looked like she had a damn beach ball under her clothes for a few months. The beach ball was big at times and smaller at times, naturally it deflates every once and a while and when it did, Tom and Team Fake Baby, had to blow that damn thing right back up again, which is why on some days her belly looked extremely large and freshly infalted beach-ballish. Catch my drift....?

TMZ.com reports:
First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days of birth. In this case, Suri was born on April 18 but the certificate was not filed until May 8, 20 days later. An official from the hospital told TMZ that the delay occurred because they needed a signature from the parents or a representative of the parents certifying birth, and that person did not come in until May 4. The person who signed is labeled "friend." The signature is not legible.
Also, the "Attendant or Certifier" who signed the certificate -- Anne Heffernan, RNC -- was not in the delivery room and did not see the baby. But a hospital rep tells TMZ that Heffernan is authorized to sign when the doctor is not available. A hospital rep said "normally the doctor signs" but it isn't a requirement.
Finally, the hospital rep said that the circumstances that triggered the eventual signing of the birth certificate were that Suri needed a passport and a birth certificate is a prerequisite to obtaining one.

to see an enlarged version of the birth certificate, click below:
http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/10/exclusive-suri-cruise-birth-certificate/