you can't take a HO to a HOtel!

Oh my, have we come a long way since Taradise, haven't we?




What have we got here...hmmm...a psychadelic blousy top (to cover her bulging beer belly), a shorter hair cut that's so greased the Soul Glow guy from Coming to America would be jealous, and the shorter do is because she is trying to seem more "serious" (her definition of serious is only having 6 drinks a night and not doing any pixie sticks dust), a cut-off jean skirt--homemade for sure and just begging to be looked under when she sprawls on the ground of a bar in the VIP section, and some clear plastic wedges (wooo, straight from the Lover's Lane collection, quite awesome, right?)

Sweet Jesus, this girl's on a life-long Spring Break. Tequila Poppers anyone?