ahhh, shiiiit, weeeeee...i need to catch up!

I was out of town, so sue me! Here is what I missed, did you miss it too while on holiday this weekend? So much happened motha f'ers, let's do the rundown...


Lohan turned 20. Vinnifer are engaged (secretly, and waiting to let the word out because of bradgelina's new baby). Kathy Griffin's X screws her for $72,000, turns out it wasn't her looks that attracted him. NPH is G.A.Y? (that's Neal Patrick Harris or Doogie Howser, M.D. to those who are living under a rock and never saw Harold & Kumar). Hoff got so wasted at Wimbledon, he got kicked out, no one else on Baywatch would ever do that! LIL' KIM IS FREE! Time to party and let those tatas out and back into their natural habitat, a twirly pastie. In more Lohan news, she is dating like a man these days, or that's code language for: P.I.M.P., but we already knew that (see my old post about La Lohan's pimpin'). Wait a second, now Vinnifer aren't engaged?? http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/05/jen-and-vinces-non-engagement/ . the 3rd season of Laguna starts August 16th. Vanessa Manillo & Nick kinda make it official that they're official, well she does. BRIGITTE NIELSON marries that Italian guy, Flav demands she gives back the gold teeth her gave her.


PEACE LOHAN!

Ashlee Simpson sucks at selling tickets to her concert, can you say, S.H. S.H. S.H.I.T P.O.P.? Zack Barf, I mean Braff & Jessica Simpson, weird & makes me nauseus. Big Ben Wallace sells out for Chi-town to the tune of 60 mil. ahhhhh....did i get it all?


this is definitely what the Hoff was wearing at Wimbledon, no wonder they kicked his drunk ass out! leather jacket, black speedo, helloooo
NPH, is it true? Him & Clay Aiken are just killing it for all the tweens out there.
R.I.P. "Strange Love 2" Wait a second, are those Flavor's kids? Whaaaaaaaa?