just in time for ho-ing in the Hamptons

(source: Pretty on the Outside)
that's right, Paris is out just in time to ho her shit all over the Hamptons! i know they couldn't keep her locked up in there during the 4th of july, there is no WAY! and of course...Paris is out, free to spread the clap and crabs to anyone that wants to congratulate her.

i have a few questions...

real severe medical condition?
“The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca that they thought I was having severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia.”

what's the first thing you do when you get out of prison, you heiress, you?
The heiress had a 9:30 at-home appointment Tuesday morning with DreamCatchers Hair Extensions, who gave the Simple Life star 20 inch-long hair extensions.

who would you write letters to while you're in prison? THE MOST RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, DUH!

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what gives you the right to do this, brit and bro-ho?