"err, shhh, crsssssh, you're breaking up!"

you've probably done that before or had someone do it you. you're thinking: "i've got to get out of this conversation. did i just pick up the phone? i should have screened the call! who is this guy? if i hear one more thing about her break-up i'm going to lose it! i'm not even listening. what time is it? who am i talking to again? wait a second....crsssssssh, errrssssssh hello! i can't hear you? are you there? my phone's breaking up, i'll call you back."

save your sound effects for story telling time. i've got the gadget for you, you poor soul who always gets conned into pointless, annoying, confrontational phone calls -

SOUND ALIBI KEY RING

including these sounds: police siren, loud noise, baby crying, door bell, knock at door and car crash.

get your excuses here