new skinny biatch diet: special K cereal (dry),water, exlax, piece of lettuce

oh man, breakfast skippers everywhere are going to start waking up early just to get that bowl of special K in.

Skipping breakfast has more
implications
than just mid-morning hunger
pains.A new review, published
in the NutritionBulletin
(June 2007) verified that
people who eat cereal for
breakfastregularly tend to have
a lower bodymass index (BMI) and
are less likelyto be overweight
than those who do not eat cereal
for breakfast regularly.

[source: PR newswire]

the world just tipped over(Al Gore, you were right); pigs are flying; hell is colder than sh*t; the fat lady just sang a 3 hour remix of Tupac's 'all eyes on me' double disc.

Kellogg's new Special K commercial shows 2 hip and trendy roomies getting ready to leave for work - the first one (wearing a red shirt, obvs!) grabs her coffee and you hear her stomach growl (the usual hunger pang sound from a stomach of a 20-something that skips breakfast, you know), and FREEZE FRAME! hold up girl, didn't you know, studies show that those skinny bitches that eat breakfast in the morning are even skinnier than the skinny bitches who don't eat breakfast (just water and maybe coffee). and guess what? you can be skinnier than your roomie who just walked in! hah, listen to her stomach, it's growling for some Special K, but you're the one who knows that eating breakfast guarantees that you'll be skinnier than her, so hell no are you going to tell her that eating breakfast is a weight loss trick! hell no!

i love cereal. sweet.