and the quote of the day is....

Asked in September to describe his dream girl, Flav told PEOPLE:

"I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!"


face cookies boyeeeeeeeee. face cookies, FOR REAL! because a ridiculously good looking guy like flavor flav only deserves a hot model, not some hood rat chick!