BREAKING: ARE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES GETTING TOO SEXY?

wow TODAY SHOW...where have you been? trapped in a closet with jumpers and pleated pants? or maybe just stuck in Talbots?

the funniest thing about this story on TODAY this morning "Are Halloween Costumes too sexy?" is that they had conservative annoying news woman, Ann Curry wearing a Cher outfit for their "Divas" theme for the ladies of TODAY, where there were numerous cut-outs in her camel-toe enhancing tight black jump suit. Come on, it's way too early in the morning for a full-on Ann Curry Cher rendition, Al Roker could have done better.

so before the TODAY SHOW correspondents came out in their much awaited costumes for Halloween, they had a story about SEXY costumes. they were in this supposed "halloween store" but within 5 minutes of talking to the creepy store owner (mind you, wearing a hugh hefner smoking jacket with nothing underneath it), they finally came clean and mentioned they were in a "supply store for exotic dancers." wow TODAY, I wonder why the costumes were so SEXY in there?

i am 2 years removed from college now and halloween costumes for girls have been more sexy since we all sprouted boobies. although every year i go for the laughs then for the whistles on halloween, i just think that people are "sexy" on halloween because they are not creative or don't have enough guts to actually wear something that is more of a costume, but have the guts to wear something you would find on the stages of your regular Deja Vu or V.I.P's.

want to watch the shocking report on TODAY?

want to see Ann Curry's Cher suit and then puke in your mouth?