The HO of the week award goes to...

I bet you have 3 guesses (ok maybe just 1)

Par-Ho! the real OG Ho, the best role model for all aspiring hoes:

After being reported by some gossipers as "Paris' new mystery man" (seems like a story like this breaks a few times a week, and I'm getting exhasted trying to keep up)...the "mystery man" happens to be hockey player, Jose Theodore who in fact DOES have a girlfriend. DUH! Like Par-ho even gives a shit about that! She made him (ok, maybe he wanted to), escort her to an awards party this past weekend and were seen being being touchy-feely at the event.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060622/theordore_dumped_060622/20060622?hub=Entertainment

from CTV.ca
Former Montreal Canadien Jose Theodore has been dumped by his girlfriend after she found out about an apparent weekend tryst he had with hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton. TQS, a French-language television network, reported on Thursday that Stephanie Cloutier ended her relationship with Theodore and gave the Colorado Avalanche goaltender the boot from their Montreal home after learning of his apparent indiscretion.

they're holding hands in this one....and you know what that means....awww shiiiit! the best way to get over Lohan making out and dancing with Stavs = home-wrecking ( it's listed as a interest/hobby on her myspace)