a moment of unsilence for lohan

ok lilo - you just turned 21...you've been binge drinking for a while now and of course doin' face plants into huge bails of snow/baking powder/sugar/salt/whathaveyou. it's your 2nd DUI, that sucks. you have or "had" a leg tracker anklet on. you were chasing your assistant's mom b/c you heard she had the "goods" like cupcakes with baking powder on top. you following me or did you zone out and start drawing your name in the "suga?" dude, listen: we all drank as teens, we all did it illegial-ish and we're all still alive and not addicted. i know some partiers who have never been to rehab and probably never will and they could guzzle a keg and destroy a bottle of ridalin faster than you can say Herbie Fully Loaded, well because you are fully loaded.
180 days in jail? click to read what MSNBC thinks.
click to hear the 911 call - "yes, lilo is chasin' me"

ok...so now that i've got the lohan thing out of the way...my trashy predictions (from years ago - circa: hit me baby, one more time) just keep coming true. brit went ahead and just did it at the OK! magazine shoot and maaaaaan did she trailer trash the shit out that shoot. she rubbed some greeesy hands on the couture gown they gave her to wear, not to keep; let her doggie poop on another gown and demanded that her friends made sure her hair was did! not the professionals that were hired for the shoot to do her hair. wait, does she have hair yet? yaaaaah brit, the girl is trashy like ice is cold (beastie boys get some credit for that from "she's crafty")
perez has got the dish on this - click here




craft services were told to only bring gianto bags of cheetos for the OK! shoot