mag scan of the week...let's just call it "clash"

i was reading SPIN this week, en route from AZ to CHI and came across this hilarious page in SPIN. the main part of the page is pretty sweet looking to the reader's eyes:
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

yes, this is a name of a country song by Trace Adkins

this comparison between country and hip hop badonkadonk songs is just entertaining... (here are some mentionables):

Kanye's "Slow Jamz" is in attendance on this badonkadonk menu and should be with lyrics like:
"imma play this Vandross, you gon take your clothes off" and "imma bring the cool whip, then i want you to strip"

Snoop's "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have Some)" - true dat Snoop, true dat. will lyrics like "so back up bitch because you strugglin. just get on your knees and then start jugglin', these mother f(bleeeep) nuts in your mouth," Snoop is in the running for the title of badonkin' king

Toby Keith's song, on the way other end of the spectrum, (please no more Nelly and Tim McGraw repeats) called "Let's Talk About Me" mentions random things like "moisturizer lotion" and everything else is really not badonkadonk material

Trace Adkins is the winner considering his song is titled: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk," although he talks about britches a lot. i just had a flash back to little house on the prairie, hmmm.

beyond that comparison article we have "Rotten Milk" (maybe DJ Rotten Milk) to your right on the page (below here) in a early 90s flourescent mix of gloriousness wind breaker (perfect for Chicago, which is where Rotten Milk was spotted - the RED-I lounge). his tight striped pants remind me of a sweet pair i had back in middle school from the limited too and his hair is very suave shampoo, if you know what i mean. i love his description about his clothes or his "style":

[most of my clothes are handed down or from the garbage. let's just call it 'clash'] - Rotten Milk


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