"I'm the HOFF! And I'm not that drunk!"

Goddamit Hasselhoff! You are ruining yourself. Everyone thinks you're a drunk now. What happended to you?? This is your year of self distruct. First your wife claims you beat her(while on CNN's "American Morning." Hasselhoff told Soledad O'Brien, "The only person who broke my wife's nose was a plastic surgeon, darling.") and wants a divorce. Right before your divorce was final, you got kicked out of Wimbledon for being too drunk. Then right before a Tonight Show appearance you were shaving in a hotel in London when you broke a lamp with your head and the lamp then fell down and sliced your wrist -- cutting four tendons and an artery (a cry for help!). Now that the divorce is final you completely just lost it...you got escorted away by airport security and go-cart, because they deemed you "unfit to fly." Why are you always smashed? Hoff, your abs are not going to be rock solid like the Baywatch days if you keep this us...and maybe no one will want to see your musical about your life staring YOU.

go to TMZ.com for the video (no sound though), here what they are reporting about Hoffo the Drunko:

The same day his divorce became final from Pamela Bach, David Hasselhoff was banned from boarding a British Airways flight after showing up to the gate intoxicated, according to The Sun newspaper.After reportedly downing bottles of beer and shots of whiskey at a first class lounge at Heathrow, British Airways staff told Hasselhoff he was unfit to board the plane, which The Hoff agreed with.The Sun also says Hasselhoff told the airline staff he was upset about his messy divorce from his wife after 16 years.A British Airways spokesperson tells TMZ: "A male passenger was denied boarding flight BA279 as he was deemed to be unfit for travel. He was reassessed by British Airways staff and he was accepted for travel on flight BA283, which left two hours later."
Hasselhoff's publicist Judy Katz tells TMZ "Due to a new medication prescribed on Tuesday by his doctor in London for an infection in his injured hand, Mr. Hasselhoff became ill at Heathrow Airport and requested to be put on a later flight to LA. He got on the next flight at 12:00."

Nice cover-up...but we know the Hoff was sloshed! Woooooooo weeeeee!