...and out of fuckin no where, it's David Hasslehoff!

the Hoff thinks he's so uber cool (but really the Germans are the ones that wet their pants for him, we just make so much fun of him, I even received a powerpoint presentation of the Hoff) that he is in the works of creating a musical, staring him OF COURSE, about his life.

W.O.W. it really can't get any gay-er than that...Hoff singing about his life, probably shirtless more than half the time and probably wearing all kinds of leather and maybe some fur.

Celebrity Week reports:

Hasselhoff To Star In Musical Based On His Life
First of all, we are NOT making this up. David Hasselhoff – star of Knight Rider, Baywatch and the new hit variety show America’s Got Talent told us today that he is heading to Australia to appear in a stage production based on his life.
David Hasselhoff: The Musical will include sets inspired by The Young and The Restless, Knight Rider and the songs of Teddy Pendergrass. “I am also doing a heart-rendering set on my life and the mistakes I have made,” the star says. “It sounds like a bad joke, but it is really going to be a good show…totally campy. It’s written by the same people who wrote Bette Midler’s show and produced by the people who produced Chicago in London.”
The production - which features dancers from both Chicago and Jeckyl & Hyde - will open in Melbourne (date to be determined) before hopefully coming to America. “If it ends up in Vegas, how great would that be?” he says. “I want to entertain people. Sammy Davis (Jr.) was my hero.” Hasselhoff, 54, will also release his autobiography, Making Waves, on September 10.