amped up!!! sweaty palms!!! killer pulse!!!
HOLY SHIT! I JUST DRANK THIS NEW DRINK CALLED FOUR AND I COULD NOT STOP DANCING AND SWEATING AND DRINKING...MORE MORE MORE! HOLY SHIT! IT TASTES SO GOOD, IT'S LIKE LIGHT RED POP (FAYGO, of course) MAN OH MAN OH MAN, I AM BOUCNING OFF OF THE SIDEWALKS, JUMPING OVER BUMS ON MICHIGAN AVENUE, SLAM DUNKING AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BBALL COURT, POWER SHOPPING AT H&M HITTING PEOPLE TO FIND THE BEST DEAL, POWER WALKING ALL THE WAY TO LAKEVIEW FROM THE GOLDCOAST IN 10 MINUTES FLAT, EATING A HOT DOG FASTER THAN TOBAYASHI, PASSING THE CARS ON LSD DURING RUSH HOUR WHILE SKIPPING, WATCHING 10 TV PROGRAMS AT ONE TIME COMPREHENDING NONE OF THEM, RUNNING UP 32 FLOORS TO MY APARTMENT INSTEAD OF TAKING THE ELEVATOR.
ok, now i'm cooooming dowwwwwn. my heart is racing, my palms are sweaty, my feet will not stop sweating either, i can't focus. i am starting to over think everything. i can't close my eyes. am i having a heart attack? i did not do drugs! wait a second...
general consensus: no could sleep that drank it. what the hell is in it?
caffiene. worm wood oil. guarana. taurine. red dyes. premium malt beverage with 6% alcohol volume.
[Four is a new alcoholic "body buzz beverage" that combines three ingredients (caffeine, taurine, guarana) commonly found in energy drinks with wormwood. Wormwood is a Mediterranean herb and supposed aphrodisiac that's said to produce the body buzz.
But it's also the active ingredient in absinthe, the electric-green European spirit that's banned in the United States.In fact, according to Phusion Projects' Chris Hunter, it is the first drink to legally contain wormwood in the U.S. in almost 100 years.] intakeweekly.com
sounds pretty damn good. but do you know how much caffiene is in this drink? 4 cans later and i had a caffiene high a 10 year old at an all-you-can-drink pop birthday party at Chucky Cheese has never seen. unreal.
let's take a look at what the website says and analyze:
FOUR the game: "...the only problem we FOUR-see is that you may want to actually take the field than just sit and watch the game."
FOUR the beach: "one more F bomb and it could be HAMMER TIME!" (next to a pic with some douche bag wearing a cowboy hat, with no shirt on with his mouth open trying to impress some asian arm candy)
FOUR the party: "cause life is just a party, and parties are meant to last..." (YEAH and LAST and LAST and LAST...until you find yourself not sleeping for an entire week!)
ok, now i'm cooooming dowwwwwn. my heart is racing, my palms are sweaty, my feet will not stop sweating either, i can't focus. i am starting to over think everything. i can't close my eyes. am i having a heart attack? i did not do drugs! wait a second...
general consensus: no could sleep that drank it. what the hell is in it?
caffiene. worm wood oil. guarana. taurine. red dyes. premium malt beverage with 6% alcohol volume.
[Four is a new alcoholic "body buzz beverage" that combines three ingredients (caffeine, taurine, guarana) commonly found in energy drinks with wormwood. Wormwood is a Mediterranean herb and supposed aphrodisiac that's said to produce the body buzz.
But it's also the active ingredient in absinthe, the electric-green European spirit that's banned in the United States.In fact, according to Phusion Projects' Chris Hunter, it is the first drink to legally contain wormwood in the U.S. in almost 100 years.] intakeweekly.com
sounds pretty damn good. but do you know how much caffiene is in this drink? 4 cans later and i had a caffiene high a 10 year old at an all-you-can-drink pop birthday party at Chucky Cheese has never seen. unreal.
let's take a look at what the website says and analyze:FOUR the game: "...the only problem we FOUR-see is that you may want to actually take the field than just sit and watch the game."
FOUR the beach: "one more F bomb and it could be HAMMER TIME!" (next to a pic with some douche bag wearing a cowboy hat, with no shirt on with his mouth open trying to impress some asian arm candy)
FOUR the party: "cause life is just a party, and parties are meant to last..." (YEAH and LAST and LAST and LAST...until you find yourself not sleeping for an entire week!)
posted by sub rOcka at 2:44 PM
3 Comments:
MAHLER says:
This is similar to my day yesterday. I had five cups of coffee yesterday (four more than usual) but I just felt sick and jittery.
This blog is pretty hilarious.
jittery does not even explain how i felt. a crack head up in a tree on the east side of detroit may never experience what i did for 2 whole days amped up on this shit!
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