wait a second! the following are not reality shows? bad hollywood actor & his groupees, single women in NY, the mafia, neurotic jewish men & mormons?!

oh come on, this whole time....i really thought...

ok, nevermind! i'm so confused! vince isn't real? he's not a real actor? carrie never got together with mr. bigg? samantha never had cancer? charlotte didn't really convert? tony didn't chop ralphie up? adriana never "disappeared?" chloe sivgney is not mormon? (she certainly dresses like one) larry never got jeff's 7-yr old daughter sammy drunk? larry wasn't in the Producers with Schwimmer? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

apparently someone thought "Aquaman" was actually at the box office this past weekend and they also thought that it beat out Spiderman in '02's box office sales. wow, amazing...last week's Entourage, word for word. or did this idiot pull a Ron Burgundy and read the prompter without even thinking...?
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/aqua_illusion_pagesix_.htm
http://popsugar.com/10697?sidcheck=1&idcheck=1