wooooo, i mean hello

whoa. "would you rather be feared or loved? i would want people to be afraid of how much they love me" (Michael from The Office). gnarls barkley. the hangge uppe (say: hang-gey upp-ey). rollerbladers with fanny packs. the same bar rotation: kerryman, rockit, ave. m, mcfaddens, landmark. suri-shiloh-grier-apple-tater tot spears. people with gray hair can win american idol. your mom. serial daters. the artic monkeys. bored at work, "S.O.S please someone help me."the chronic-ales of narnia.lindsay looooo-han is. a. firecrotch (credit to BD). elbow busters at H&M. collar poppers, stripe shirt wearin' post-college get-in-your-pants-ers.


it's a hodge-podge, a michael bolton/jay z mash up, your mom's macaroni, trendy leggings, the new pink TAB kinda blog. it will be funny most of the time, educate you? maybe...but mainly on useless information unless you consider tr3nt and perez your homeboys. i find myself always finding weird crap (i mean treasures) on the internet and instead of sending a massive forward, it will be here..."love it or leave it, you better gain way. you better hit bulls eye. the kid don't play. if there was a problem...yo! i solved it. check out the hook while my DJ revolves it." (vanilla nilla)